An Ode to Some Godly Gals
- Jennifer Schwirzer

- 2 days ago
- 2 min read

Well let’s just start with Huldah
A wife and prophetess
Who helped young King Josiah
With counsel God could bless
The high priest found the ancient scroll
And when the king had heard the roll
Sought Huldah’s wisdom to console
--That’s odd
‘Cuz women can’t teach men the things of God.
So, let’s move on to Deborah
The judge in Israel
She led Barak, who through her
Governed his army well
The Canaanites just crawled away
The victory complete that day
When God gave her the words to say
She roared
But women can’t teach men about the Lord.
So now let’s ask Priscilla
Aquilla’s wife, a Jew
They pulled aside Apollos
And taught him all they knew
Her name is listed number one
Could hers have been the ready tongue?
Would Truth have left her gift unsung
Forsooth?
‘Cuz women can’t teach men about the truth.
Well, what about the mother
And grandmother of Tim?
The women who instructed, and
Effectively, made him?
Then bursting forth from doctrine sound
He spoke those quiet truths out loud
Before an ever-larger crowd
Who heard
But women can’t be used to teach the Word.
And finally, there’s Mary
The one from Magdala
Who, freed of seven devils
Lived in a state of awe
Perfume and tears worth more than gold
God said, “Her story must be told”
Around the world, forever hold
Her place
But women can’t teach men of Jesus’ grace.
So let’s make sure to put these
Restrictions where they fall
The Great Commission spoken
To men’s ears, after all
Oh, wait, He called us ALL to share
And use our talents everywhere
Would He then turn and give our share
To men?
And tell us not to speak for Him again?
Oh, stand up sister, speak for Him
Who died for you and rose again
And don’t adopt a pseudonym
Be seen
And never let fear silence you, God’s queen!
And just in case it didn’t land
Make note that I have made my stand
Upon the Word of God’s firsthand
Report
Of women who taught men about the Lord.
This poem is a response to the belief that for a woman to teach man scripture violates biblical hierarchy. I’m using sarcasm (as Jesus and Paul did) as a means of communicating the core message of the poem.
The issue of women’s role in church has generated massive debate and discussion. So let’s discuss! My only request is that you rhyme your viewpoints as I have here. Comment below.




i have heard what you had to say and i contribute to His cause in my own small way.
i do believe the Great Heart Mender expects no less from either gender.
i agree with what you wrote above - we must keep our focus on the God of Love.